If you’d like one, all you have to do is tell me why you want one, using no more than five short sentences.
Only trusted regular contributors will be considered eligible recipients of such a rare, signed item.
Runners-up will receive an identical, non-signed programme.
These were only available in the UK, don’t forget: at the two London premieres, as well as the 14 participating cinemas.
If you attended either Odeon or Ritzy premiere, we know that, chances are, you already have a programme (or two, three, four, five…). And I know who attended, of course. The same goes for anyone who attended any participating UK cinema on Thursday 6 September.
Therefore, I’ll only send the non-signed ones to addresses outside the UK, due to the fact that these are still being auctioned at ridiculous prices by UK fans. I have no desire whatsoever to assist anyone with their shameless profiteering.
Furthermore, David has given some signed items to Crisis, the homelessness charity, to auction on eBay. Unlike the people trying to make a quick buck, any money raised from these auctions will assist Crisis with their work. I’ll let you know when they’re up and running, should you wish to place a bid.
So, tell me why you think you should have one, include the name of your country, and please do so by 12 midday (UK) tomorrow.
You have exactly 24-hours, so please put some thought into it. Don’t be boring. Sincerity is good, honesty is always a delight (believe me, I know) and it’s also good to laugh. Your entry has to stand out to stand a chance of winning.
Only one entry per person, please. Good luck to all of you.
The chatroom has just opened, should you wish to call in. Closing time today is at 2PM (UK time).